From a blog reader,
Its 2am here and am writing with teary eyes….so here’s the deal at my old age am yet to have a boyfriend. Am 19 soon to be 20 (and no 19 is not too young for this century. Girls age 11 are already engaged and wearing rings sef *tears*).
Am in my 3rd year studying law and up till now – 5 years after I started dreaming of Prince charming, I’m yet to find one. Just yesterday Clara’s boyfriend proposed and next month is shade’s wedding. Its like am the only one that God’s refused to answer my fasting and prayers. I no longer go on dates or outings with friend’s. Biko how am I supposed to cope with all the kissing and smooching in my face *sighs*. And come to think of it am not bad o, I have got beauty, brains and character (i think:,) and a lot of people even the girls have sang praises of how beautiful I am and how they want my shape yet no boyfriend(s)-Not even one.
Anytime one comes up they ask the dumbest question ever.
“Can we just be friends?”. Just last week a male friend of mine pinged me and while chatting up I told this nigga am bored and have not been out for over 2 months and he promised to come pick me up the next day.
I was so happy and that night I went to make my nails; God know I haven’t made my nails in 6 months now and when night came, I slept like a baby.
Chucks came knocking at 1pm the following day and I was so happy. On getting to his car I had already opened the front seat before I noticed a girl sitting in. Just then chucks did the introductions, she was vera,his girlfriend and he had decided to bring her along so we could have more fun (what heartless human being does that)? Anyway I smiled and got to the back seat, all the way to the restaurant they were holding arms, laughing and doing all the blah blah blah lovers do- I could swear they were doing it to make me cry. We got to the restaurant ordered our meals and were eating; it was like I wasn’t sitting there, the two idiots kept staring and spoon feeding themselves. We were taking dessert when they did the unthinkable. They kissed(for probably an hour) and from my point of view I could see chucks *little man* was clearly hard, I took my eyes off them and kept eating only for me to raise them up again and find the so called vera stroking chucks trousers-you know what I mean.
I can’t remember what happened immediately but five minutes later I was looking at vera drenched in my own vomit. And no it wasn’t planned, my eyes weren’t just ready to see that and my tummy reacted. Oh God, how I wanted the ground to swallow me that day. Before I could apologise, chucks was already escorting vera to the ladies while everyone stared at me. I didn’t even clean up, I just took my purse, ran out and hailed a cab home and surprisingly, I was happy.
Yes! Vera deserved it for acting like that (she coulda been considerate but no she wanted to play lover girl); my only regret however was that Chuks wasn’t sitting close enough to get his share.
Well here I am, a week after, no longer interested in finding prince charming, I think I might just settle for princess charming after all its a trend now…….*tears*
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